Dominatrices3 on the other hand, often fly to stuff. Some really enjoy their chosen careers. For them it's part pleasure. But, it's a lot about their livelihood.
Of the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere - 390ppm - most of it above the pre-industrial baseline of 200 ppm, is due to the U.S. economy i.e. us. Transportation is 25% of our carbon emission. On a per mile basis, air travel is the worst. Advances in jet engine technology are not going to make much improvement. We, as a people, should fly less. Air travel should be reserved for socially necessary travel. The corporate CEO's all claim that they are so socially necessary that they should have private jets. Worse than scheduled airlines! What a load of E. Coli. They've done nothing but keep us in a constant state of war for resources, mucked up the environment, destroyed subsistence [i.e. sustainable] economies around the world, and now they want to drown the nations of the world close to sea level.
Dominatrices, on the other hand, perform a vital service to the submissive community. Dominant Women are quite rare. Submissive males are a dime a dozen - adjusting for inflation, probably less. Non professional Dominant Women , by and large, take into servitude very few submissives/slaves. Without Dominatrices, most of us would get no BDSM play at all! Oh! The humanity!
Within this dismal demographic, however, lies the seeds of climate crisis solution. Since there are many submissives for each Dominatrix, we can collectively make the community carbon neutral. We must each live a life of carbon emission chastity so that a cherished Dominatrix can spew Her greenhouse gas around with gay abandon. i say it's OK for our sublime Dominatrices to fly to stuff, if and only if, we adoring submissives do our part. Submissives of the world unite! Curb your carbon emissions! Mininmize your carbon footprint! and give your carbon offsets to the Dominatrix of your choice!
Is this me, trying to top from the bottom? No! i say! We certainly cannot require our Dominatrices to accept or even acknowledge our offerings. But those Domintraces who do, can feel good about jetting to posh events, knowing that their devoted slaves/submissives back home are toiling to keep them from adding to climate chaos.
If you are a CEO, and i'm guessing that some our Dominatrices are served by CEO's, you have an opportunity and responsibility to do Your part. Don't schedule an appointment with Her when You happen to be flying into Her city on business. Teleconference the business and fly Her in to Your city when it's convenient for Her. Who's really in charge? Don't just give Her your frequent flyer miles, give Her Your carbon offsets too. And, of course, if She wants to amortize Her carbon emission over additional submissives, it's Your responsibility to accept that. You would have to if You saw Her in Her city anyway. Get real man.
So, i discovered that Mistress Alex had gone to Florida. i offered Her a year of my carbon offsets to cover. Now She's going to Vegas. But i shot my carbon emission wad on Florida! But lo! It is a new year:
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Dear Mistress Alex,
Please accept my offering of my carbon offsets for 2010 to cover Your trip to Vegas.
submissively Yours,
bootlover
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i'm not sure how this one is going to be received. i'm a wee bit nervous, but as Lady Green says, "There's no risk free play, there's no risk free life."
1The climate has changed as long as there's been one. That's not a problem. We're in crisis now, because humans, over the last 150 years, guided only by the invisible hand, have changed the climate more than the natural change of the previous 10,000 years.
2There was a definite upside. i got to see genuine Southern cracker immigration agents board the bus looking for Mexicans. They really do say "garoontee" in Loosiana and the bayou is impressive.
3Dominatrii? Dominatrae? Dominatrices is the one i like the best so far. Should the next element be named Dominatrium?
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